You asked for them, so here you have them. All 101 reasons why you should vote for me, Aidan Nulman.
1. Aidan Nulman walked your grandmother across the street
2. Aidan Nulman is both in and competent
3. Aidan Nulman gave you a ride without asking for gas money
4. The Beatles’ unreleased first album was named after Aidan Nulman
5. Aidan Nulman invented the yo-yo
6. Your parents approve of Aidan Nulman
7. The internet is stored in Aidan Nulman’s pocket
8. Rearrange the letters of Aidan Nulman’s name and you get “Man Laid A Nun”
9. Aidan Nulman fought for your right to party
10. Aidan Nulman bought you ice cream when you had memory issues
11. Aidan Nulman partied with you that one time
12. Aidan Nulman mailed you a postcard, but it got lost in the mail
13. Aidan Nulman came runner-up in a beauty pageant
14. Aidan Nulman thinks of you as his first significant other
15. Aidan Nulman made sure your popcorn didn’t burn in the microwave
16. Your favourite movie was pitched by Aidan Nulman
17. Aidan Nulman nursed your hangover
18. Aidan Nulman wants to order food with you
19. Aidan Nulman made you a mixtape
20. Your favourite movie star has Aidan Nulman on speed-dial
21. Aidan Nulman remembered your birthday
22. Aidan Nulman brought you flowers when you were sick
23. Aidan Nulman thinks you’re cool
24. Aidan Nulman bought the last round
25. Aidan Nulman gave you his dessert
26. Aidan Nulman invited you for coffee
27. Aidan Nulman sang karaoke with you
28. Aidan Nulman loves lamp
29. Aidan Nulman added you as a friend on Facebook
30. Aidan Nulman took a flattering photo of you
31. Aidan Nulman appreciates you for who you are
32. Aidan Nulman let you decide what to listen to when you rode shotgun
33. Aidan Nulman met Harry Potter… For real
34. Aidan Nulman said nice things about you
35. Aidan Nulman just wants you to be happy
36. Aidan Nulman uncorked the wine bottle that was giving you trouble “just cuz”
37. Aidan Nulman plans to name his firstborn after you
38. Aidan Nulman’s parents always ask how you are
39. Aidan Nulman sponsored you for a charity run
40. When Aidan Nulman is sad, he thinks of you to cheer him up
41. Aidan Nulman made you a macaroni birthday card
42. Aidan Nulman gave you his turn on the swings
43. Aidan Nulman hit the game-winning homerun for you
44. Aidan Nulman let you pick the TV station
45. Aidan Nulman taught you how to swim
46. Aidan Nulman caught you a fish, but then put it back in the water so as not to be cruel
47. Aidan Nulman stayed up late to write this just for you
48. Aidan Nulman wants to write a one-person show about your life
49. If Aidan Nulman could be by your side right now, he would be
50. Aidan Nulman eats humility for breakfast
51. If Aidan Nulman was a circle, you would be his center
52. Aidan Nulman cheers for your favourite sports team
53. Aidan Nulman wrote that song from Juno
54. Aidan Nulman carried your books to class
55. Aidan Nulman’s door is always open for you
56. It would take the Big Dipper to hold the liquified respect that Aidan Nulman has for you
57. Aidan Nulman let you share his umbrella
58. Aidan Nulman stopped to help you when your car broke down
59. That Ben Stiller movie was originally called “There’s Something About Aidan Nulman”
60. Aidan Nulman doesn’t just hear you, he listens
61. Steve Jobs invented the Macbook Pro upon Aidan Nulman’s request
62. Aidan Nulman beat Hermione Granger on the OWLs
63. Aidan Nulman’s heart beats… Sometimes only for you
64. Aidan Nulman fixed your water boiler
65. Aidan Nulman knows all the words to The Bad Touch
66. Aidan Nulman sets the weather patterns
67. Aidan Nulman made you your favourite sandwich
68. Aidan Nulman held the door for you
69. Your favourite club asked Aidan Nulman to DJ
70. Aidan Nulman laughs at all of your jokes
71. Aidan Nulman won the lottery and donated his winnings to charity
72. Aidan Nulman lit your candle
73. Aidan Nulman mixed your favourite drink
74. Aidan Nulman helped you with your homework
75. When you smell nice, Aidan Nulman notices
76. Aidan Nulman believes in environmental sustainability
77. The professor teaching your worst course owes Aidan Nulman a favour
78. Aidan Nulman has walked on the moon
79. People have no fear when Aidan Nulman is near
80. Every time you vote for Aidan Nulman, an angel gets its wings
81. Aidan Nulman helped find the cure for rabies
82. Aidan Nulman can dance both “The Macarena” and “The Funky Chicken”
83. Aidan Nulman likes lunch
84. Aidan Nulman supports composting
85. Aidan Nulman was almost a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, but they chose Leonardo instead
86. Aidan Nulman is neither a dick, nor in a box
87. Aidan Nulman built the first wheel
88. Aidan Nulman knows which which is which
89. Aidan Nulman took the stairs, not the elevator
90. Aidan Nulman made a Facebook event, not a Facebook group
91. Aidan Nulman has a Ph.D. in making you happy
92. Aidan Nulman is neither “Evil” nor “Dead”
93. Aidan Nulman trained James Bond
94. There’s nothing to fear but not-having-Aidan-Nulman-on-the-Lit itself
95. Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and John McCain all support Aidan Nulman
96. Aidan Nulman helped cast your favourite TV show
97. You have the same breakfast-beverage preferences as Aidan Nulman
98. Aidan Nulman put out a fire
99. Aidan Nulman was the real voice-over actor for Sebastian in The Little Mermaid
100. Aidan Nulman brushes his teeth twice daily
101. Because you can vote for Aidan Nulman
Leave your own contributions below! I’ll add them to the full list nightly…102. Aidan Nulman likes Steven Winder’s glo-wire Nuit Blanche shirt
103. Aidan Nulman would do anything for your vote, but he won’t do “that”
104. Aidan Nulman is his father’s son
105. Aidan Nulman owns Elton John’s shoes, and lets you wear them (inside)
106. Aidan Nulman runs around with you looking for print shops at 5PM on a Saturday
107. Aidan Nulman bought you breakfast numerous times
108. Aidan Nulman has that “really expensive hooker” feel about him
109. Aidan Nulman can have his cake and eat it too. But he’ll give you a slice.
110. Aidan Nulman never voted for Sanjaya Malakar.
111. Aidan Nulman let me play with his Wii
112. Aidan Nulman can do all the things that Chuck Norris can do (tears cure cancer, divide by zero, etc.), but won’t sue you for writing a book about it.
113. Aidan Nulman lets you win Nintendo Wii games.
102. Aidam Nulman likes my glo-wire Nuit Blanche shirt.
Aidan Nulman would do anything for your vote, but he wont do “that.”
Because he’s my son , that’s why.
103. Aidan Nulman owns Elton John’s shoes, and lets you wear them (INSIDE ONLY)
Aidan Nulman runs around with you looking for printing shops at 5 PM on a Saturday.
109. Aidan Nulman bought me breakfast numerous times.
110. Aidan Nulman has that “really expensive hooker” feel about him.
Aidan Nulman can have his cake and eat it too. But he’ll give you a slice.
Aidan Nulman never voted for Sanjaya Malakar.
Aidan Nulma let me play with his Wii
Aidan Nulman can do all the things that Chuck Norris can do (tears cure cancer, divide by zero, etc.), but wont sue you for writing a book about it.
Aidan Nulman lets you win nintendo wii games
Aidan Nulman is in touch with both his masculinity and femininity
Aidan Nulman will always come through with cake.
You should vote for Aidan Nulman because he brings your friends ski boots from vail to beaver creek early in the morning so you can go skiing together!